Middle East Oil Conflict - Force Majeure or Forced Manure?
Apr 24, 2026
Are we witnessing a force majeure situation in the middle east or a forced manure situation? Force majeure means "unforeseen circumstances, ending with someone unable to fulfill a contract" Let's start with an average news headline today, before we decide what's really happening......
A news headlines may read something like this today........the US and Iran are battling over the Strait of Hormuz. Negations between the two sides are being facilitated by Pakistani authorities. Israel is rumored to be breaking the negotiated ceasefire. Australia is starting to ration gasoline. Canada is reducing its sales tax on fuel, to keep fuel prices under control at the moment. China is starting to find alternative oil suppliers and is talking to Russia about interfering with the Middle Eastern situation.
What I know about such headlines is listed below. Again, the question is......force majeure or forced manure?
The UK Royals started the United States (the 13 colonies) and never relinquished their title, claim or ownership of the US land mass.
The UK Royal family took over Iran with Operation Ajax in the 1950's.
Pakistan was invaded and conquered by the UK Royals in the early 1800's.
Israel was established through the Balfour Declaration, out of the UK, in the early parts of the 20th century.
China was taken over by the UK Royal family in the late 1700's, via the Opium Wars.
Russia was taken over by the UK Royal family through the coordinated assassination of Czar Romanov in the early part of the 20th century.
Australia is a UK Royal family colony.
Canadian Prime Ministers still make an open vow of complete obedience to the UK Royal Family, from their very first day in office.
Because of this, how I read that same news story, is listed below
The US wrestler is being scripted to attack the Iranian wrestler, as all wrestlers in entertainment wrestling are told what to do by the top-level owner of WWF corp. (the world wrestling federation) Who you see on the TV screen are staff, employees. The real owners don't go on the TV.
It's a show for profit, just like all entertainment wrestling is a coordinated show for profit. The UK Royal family never really gave any of their colonies back their "freedoms" or "independence". Fake freedom and fake independence were all part of the for-profit entertainment spectacle, in order to make better use of the UK Royal family assets, which will always be maximized through deception, propaganda and mind control of the average person. Politics is entertainment wrestling for adults. Politics is Santa, the tooth fairy and the easter bunny......for the uninformed masses.
By making the public believe that the wrestlers are all separate and independent, it helps the public stay emotionally involved and connected to a completely fabricated "for profit" narrative and script. In short, each head actor "misleader" in each fake country is simply doing exactly as their top-level boss directs them to.
If your gas prices went up 50% in 3 months (resulting in a massive profit windfall for the ruling group) and the UK Royal family owned each country above board, the public would rebel instantly and burn the very visible prison to the ground. They key to ruling the masses effectively, using this new model, is to make the prison and shackles invisible. If you table a story that the supposed wresters are all fighting each other and develop an entertaining story line, you can actually get people to believe that such mass profit events are all force majeure situations. Again, force majeure means "unforeseen circumstances, ending with someone unable to fulfill a contract". It's not force majeure, it's forced manure.
This ends with Joe and Jane Coffee Shop giving up huge portions of their income in perpetuity to the central ruling group, under the illusion of, "oh well, what can you do, the wrestlers are battling it out again and these massive for profit events are just an organic side effect of unrelated world happenstance," Nope, that's not true unfortunately. These events aren't random and they're laid out decades in advance, as these source documents can verify.
These aren't force majeure events........these are complete forced manure BS lie-arhia events.
These mass profit explosions for the ruling group are complete and utter bullshit scenarios, straight from one central ruling group, who figured the human psyche out long ago. The ruling group knows that it's much easier to rule the masses through their emotions, then it is to rule them using guns, cannons and soldiers.
I don't know about you, but I pay very close attention to the fake wrestling show, the fake wrestlers and what fabrications this ruling group is attempting to organize. In the end, this ruling group is pretty evil, dark and mentally defective....to put it mildly. Sidestepping the end goals of this mentally defective group isn't easy, but it can be done.......if you have enough financial resources. You need to make sure you and your family get to higher ground. That comes at a price and this price tag isn't out of reach for the average person.
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