10 Extremely Effective Mind Control Spells

1. Poison makes you healthy.

2. The people who poison you are health experts.

3. Injecting poison makes you more immune to disease. I can be as unhealthy as I want, I just need to inject the poison under my skin and I'll always stay healthy. I believe in science, even though I'm overweight, broke and sick because I do everything science says.

3. You need gov stealing half your income every year and you also need the same people to poison you daily. or much bigger problems would occur without this arrangement.

4. Getting good marks inside a school system designed to make you incompetent, means you're intelligent.

5. Working a job you don't enjoy is worth it because you get a pension, even though the gov is doing everything it can to make sure you never make it to the age where you get that pension. I need to vote ever 4 years for the people poisoning me and stealing my money or all hell would break loose.

6. Pissing and shitting into the water we all need to survive, and then fake cleaning that poopy water with toxic chemicals, is the best we can do for managing the clean water supply and the health of the public.

7. It's important to cover yourself in poisonous chemical sunscreens, so that life giving sunlight never makes it to your skin. More science that makes me overweight, broke and sick.

8. The poison sprayed on our food is for the bugs, not for us.

9. Fluoride causes brain damage but it's good for my teeth. This makes perfect sense. I have brain damage but my teeth are perfect, yes of course....science.

10. Making teeth fillings out of the most toxic non-radioactive substance on the planet (mercury) is part and parcel of the how the dental industry cares deeply about its patients. We can send a camera crew to film a fake moon landing in Nevada, but we can't seem to find anything but poison to fill holes in our teeth.

Jason Christoff