If I were the devil I would fill the media with nothing but negative role modelling, so each human would have nothing to mimic other than shallow, self serving, hedonistic, unethical and immoral behavior.

If I were the devil I would open institutions for children where they would be taught to repeat on cue, as their only virtue. I would teach the children a fake history, sexually confusing material and other subjects that would make sure they could never operate outside the slave based system that awaited them. I would reward them for their compliance, repeating skills and reflexive obedience plus inversely punish them immediately if they strayed outside their programming and exhibited any independent thought or rebellion against their enslavement.

If I were the devil I would keep rewarding the best repeaters until all they did was repeat, without moral or ethical review. I would invent jobs that poisoned the public and re-frame the entire operation as medicine, science and government. I would re-frame the poisoning based system as health care and pay the best repeaters the highest salaries within the structure. As the poisoning became obvious I would reward a corrupt media for fortifying every lie I needed to keep the elimination of the humans moving forward. If I were the devil I would make the humans so empty, soulless and inept that they would literally poison themselves willingly inside my extermination camps, just because someone would pay attention to them, as they were being poisoned. Forget the concentration camps of old, these new buildings will have absolutely no fortifications and the humans will volunteer for whatever I have planned, which is their elimination from this planet.

If I were the devil, I would poison the food, the water, the air and the land…..while again paying the best repeaters and the mocking bird media extremely high salaries in exchange for pacifying the bewildered humans with any lie necessary to keep them from discovering that they were all being euthanized into nothingness.

If I were the devil I would legalize every substance on God’s green earth that interfered with the mind God provided for each human. I would sell these substances on every street corner and subsidize their production with fake money, which I would make out of trees. Nicotine, caffeine, alcohol, sugar, medical sedatives, narcotic derivatives…the list is endless. If there is a way to damage a human’s brain, I will find it and I will sell it to them. As the soulless humans become so weak, most simply end up killing themselves with these substances, rather than fighting back because they know I’m stronger and they an embarrassment to God who sent them here to confront me.

If I were the devil, I would do everything necessary to destroy the foundation of strength in the human tribe, which is the conventional family unit. I would start wars to ship the men away from their families. I would popularize hedonism and equal rights for women, which would end with no one looking after the children what so ever…..other than myself of course. I would incentivize and monetize single parenting, parental conflict, cheating, divorce, prostitution and re-frame the entire operation as evolution, progression, liberation, equality and community standards.

If I were the devil.…….by Jason Christoff

Some of the devil’s handy work below……..